bootyscientist:

"Cum In Me" she whispers as your future slowly fades away

captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

My mom is a racist. When she watches the news she’s able to tell by the way the victim was hurt if the suspect was black or white.

livelaughloveatrandom:

doux-riens:

wordstrappedinmythroat:

ladiizluvcj:

frenchiefuckingill:


Example

Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.  

My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day. 

DEAD

LMFAO

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i cant lmao

LMFAO